Wednesday, June 11, 2008

Questions, Questions, Questions

Maybe it's because I'm getting older, or maybe it's just because I've got a caffeine addiction in the morning. Whatever the case, I need a heck-of-a-lot more coffee before I can tackle Gabe's endless questions.

This morning's convo on the drive to work:

Gabe: Are we still in Amherst? Is that light pole in Amherst? Why is Amherst so big? Are we in Iola now?

A minute later:

Gabe: Why does pig's food stink? Why does Templeton (referencing Charlotte's Web) like slop? Why did he get a belly ache? Why does he eat so much? Is a banana junk food? Templeton ate a banana ... Do football player's eat junk food?

30 seconds later:

Gabe: Is Ironman a good guy? I don't have the guy with fire in his feet. Momma, who is this guy (pointing to the package his superheroes came in ...)

7 seconds later:

Is that the water (referencing Silver Lake) you and Ada walked to? Why did you take a walk with Ada? Was it a long walk?

Me: Let's just turn the radio on and listen to some music ....

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